What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots