What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.