What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.