What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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What's the square root of sixty-nine?

What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots