Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.