What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.