What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.