Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

How do you make a German cry?

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You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

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What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.

What's the shortest book in the world?

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men