Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Caitlyn Jenner Jokes More Caitlyn Jenner Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why do Caitlyn Jenner's kids see right through her?

She's trans parent

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.