Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

Dave Grohl Jokes More Dave Grohl Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.