Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks :D

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Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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Purrgatory.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em