Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks :D

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

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What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Downey Jokes More Downey Jokes

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.