Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks :D

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