How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!