How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.