How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.