How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.