How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.