What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.