What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.