What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.