Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !