Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!