Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!