Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!