Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Body Shop Jokes More Body Shop Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !