Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Body Shop Jokes More Body Shop Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !