Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Body Shop Jokes More Body Shop Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !