Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !