Body Shop Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why are there so many body shops in heaven?

Abortion.

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