Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!