Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Because they were Turkish.
It was Nervous
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Because he doesn't have a brain
It's near-humerus.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Cause it got al dente'd up!
