Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!