What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul