What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!