What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House