What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread