What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.