What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.