What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !