What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake