Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.