Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.