Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

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A Kraken-towa!

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.