Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.