Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )