Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.