How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old