How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.