How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.