Clean Finger Jokes

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Clean Nose Jokes More Clean Nose Jokes

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

What does every clean nose have?

Fingerprints.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.