Clean Finger Jokes

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

Carlos