How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.