How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'