Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Depends
It depends on the flight delays.
A Doctor.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
He had no patients
The night shift at Waffle House.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
