Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients