Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients