What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.