What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.