What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

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What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.