When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Boss
Ah-so-late!
They said IT couldn't be done
His boss always took him for granite.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
There is no porpoise."
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
I literally cannot deal.
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
Micromanagement!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Because he wanted them to work over-time
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
A raise in *celery*.
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
Darth Vader.
Slightly nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
You wanna pizza me !
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
OC) He already has supervision.
The horses name was Friday.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
He was sleeping with the fishes.
Whack-A-Mole
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.
One. It's a trick question.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
A buck an ear.
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
