When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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Groomer has it

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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Ah-so-late!

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They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Put him on stilts !

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......