I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Literally all gardening stops
The leash goes slack...
Shoot for the Tsars.
He has a flashing light.
Julio
Namast (nah-ima-stay)
I literally cannot deal.
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
Because he's a Wrap God
It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."