When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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I don't know. They've never tried.

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Cain you tell !

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Eschew! Eschew!

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Ah-so-late!

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It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......