Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "