Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.