What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.