What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.