What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.