What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter