What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood