What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.