How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!