You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
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Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
Isaac Newton died a virgin
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
A. Wave at her.
She fell out of the tree.
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No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
CABRACADABRA!
A Nergomancer
Because they have no soul
Worm your way out of that one then!
He can only stick to himself.
