Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What do you call a french lesbian?

A tresbien

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Summon Jokes More Summon Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.