Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

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Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

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What is made of wood and sticky?

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Mice crispies.

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Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

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Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it