Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

R&B Jokes More R&B Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...