How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!