How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!