How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !