How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.