How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it ..I'll show myself to the door.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.