How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl