How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl