How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*