How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*