What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.