What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !