What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians