How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

A: Every man for himself.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.