How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.