How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.