What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from