What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.