What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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What is the Rancor's favorite candy?

Jawa breakers.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.