What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Evil Jokes More Evil Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Rancor Jokes More Rancor Jokes

What is the Rancor's favorite candy?

Jawa breakers.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.