Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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denim denim denim!

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snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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The loser was 'thore'"

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Cheque, mate!

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Because he'd drop everything

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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Watson the menu