Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."