Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.