Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea