Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

Master Debater Jokes More Master Debater Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do you call a lonely orator?

A master debater.