Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Master Debater Jokes More Master Debater Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do you call a lonely orator?

A master debater.