One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
Answer: Parachute
James answers: "4 2.4."
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Premature Edraculation
They both want to bury their bone.
A master debater.