Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

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What do you call a lonely orator?

A master debater.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.