What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.