What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!