What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.