because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
2:39
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
So blind people can hate them too.
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
