Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!