Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!