Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.