Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)