Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.