What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.