What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.