What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...