Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"