What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...