What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.