Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Where do all the normies play?

In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D