Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!"

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Mortal Kombat Jokes More Mortal Kombat Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.