Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt