Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.