Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.