Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.