Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.