Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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Through the Lucha-door.

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.