Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

Mortal Kombat Jokes More Mortal Kombat Jokes

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.