Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.