Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Mortal Kombat Jokes More Mortal Kombat Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.