Toastyyy!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Air Conditioning
Air conditioning
Air conditioning.
A convent!
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
The chemist may frown.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
They get a hole in one!
Attire.
Lets go ride our bikes!"
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Show him what you're made of!
The Salivation Army.
He used conditioner on them.
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Milk and Bookies.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.