Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.