How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.