How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!