Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)