Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)