Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).