Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)