Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
You are the banner of my existence.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
None. They can't get up that high!
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
A lecture.
Get off your high horse.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.