How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

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What does a feminist doorbell say?

Stop-oppressing-me

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)