How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.