How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.