How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.