How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

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I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.