How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it